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Hollander Ridge Screensaver

File Size:  8.5 megabytes

Music:  Techno Mix of Take on Me by Ah Ha

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Create your own Unsafe Material Data Sheet (UMDS)

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Simply fill in the blanks on the left and make selections from each of the pulldown menus on the right. When you are finished, click the "Submit" button to see your auto-generated UMDS. We don't save this info.

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Fill in the blanks below: Name of a friend or coworker: Name of a second friend or coworker: A sensitive part of your body: An internal organ: Another body part: An animal: A number: Another number: A piece of personal safety equipment: A celebrity you dislike: An adjective: Another adjective: A noun: A liquid: A disease or injury: An occupation: A household chemical substance or product:

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